Sites That Leave a Mark
WHAT WE DO TO MAKE ’EM SCREAM
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Brand Identity
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SEO-Copy That Kills
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Web Design & Development
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AI That Automates the Madness
THEY SURVIVED… AND THRIVED
“I came for a killer website, and left with that and an AI automation that keeps my team on task and collects leads while we sleep. They’re really killers at this stuff!”
“My website was terrifying, now it Kills!!”
“I just needed a better website, but they gave me a website that works hard so I don’t have to. Thank you so much for transforming how we do our business.”
Who’s Behind the Curtain?
We’re not monsters—just obsessive designers, developers, and marketers who live for results.
Contact UsHOW WE SLAY IT
Our cursedly simple 3-step process to build you a website that slays
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Chapter 1
Discovery Ritual
Tell us the type of website you desire…
👁️Chapter 2
IT Starts…
We begin to conjure your best nightmare.
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The Final Chapter
Launch
By the 7th Day, your website is complete.
Choose Your Fate…
Our packages come with blood... and results.
MOST WANTED
Killer Website
Fully-Custom Design, SEO Optimized, LLM Optimized, requires minimal blood.
🩸 1,500
ADD ON
Slashers
AI Agents that capture leads, book appointments… a little more blood.
🩸 1,750
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Hackers
AI Agents that Capture emails, track social behavior, re-target via email. A massive amount of blood.
🩸 2,500
LET’S BUILD A KILLER WEBSITE TOGETHER
Fill out the form, and let’s scare the begeezus out of your old website.
🩸 Warning: Our designs may cause increased leads, chills, and wide-eyed admiration.